Pass the bag

In the Metro the other morning, there was a small article about orgies. It said that high class orgies where people wore paper bags over their heads, were all the rage in heterosexual circles.

What? How bizarre would that be? It was apparently so that respectable individuals could attend without fear of being recognised and having their good names smeared. Anyone who took the bag off their head was frowned upon. Whether that was because they were breaking the etiquette or because they were pig ugly is not made clear in the article.

I can't say it's for me really. Call me old fashioned, but I like to see the people at an orgy. Surely, they can't be having a great orgy. A bag over your head sounds a bit sweaty. Especially a plastic one ;)

Someone once was coy about sending me a clear face picture, and they implied it was because they were famous and couldn't reveal their identity. But they assured me that they were good looking. I declined their kind offer. Knowing my luck it would turn out to be David Gest.