Pass the bag

In the Metro the other morning, there was a small article about orgies. It said that high class orgies where people wore paper bags over their heads, were all the rage in heterosexual circles.

What? How bizarre would that be? It was apparently so that respectable individuals could attend without fear of being recognised and having their good names smeared. Anyone who took the bag off their head was frowned upon. Whether that was because they were breaking the etiquette or because they were pig ugly is not made clear in the article.

I can't say it's for me really. Call me old fashioned, but I like to see the people at an orgy. Surely, they can't be having a great orgy. A bag over your head sounds a bit sweaty. Especially a plastic one ;)

Someone once was coy about sending me a clear face picture, and they implied it was because they were famous and couldn't reveal their identity. But they assured me that they were good looking. I declined their kind offer. Knowing my luck it would turn out to be David Gest.

I've shagged a 35 year old

The ages of the guys here range from 18-40 and the average is always around 30. Following on from the 'All inclusive' post, if you are looking for 18-25 year olds or 35-40 year old, then this is probably not the orgy for you.

I'm not looking for guys who are interested only in part of the clientele as that will not make for a great orgy. The guys who come are all good looking, personable guys.

Anyway - this is a conversation I had which made me smile. Perfectly typical exchange but the last lines amused me (you probably need to be over 30 to enjoy it).

DHS: hi

DHS: i noticed your message and am reading your blog at the moment

Me: ok, hope you enjoy!


DHS: I've got to say Ive never done a groupie let alone an orgie but its caught my attention somewhat

Me: ok - you should send clear face pics if interested.


DHS: ive just got one question though if thats ok?

DHS: its just i cant see it answered on your profile or blog

Me: yes


DHS: i'll ask anyway and let you decide on whether to answer or not, but do u block people from bringing in cameras or the likes and is it totally pvt, i.e. no cams, hidden or not?

DHS: soz if its long, lol

Me: no cams, vids, pics


Me: people are naked - so hidden cams would be tricky!


DHS: ok

DHS: i just needed to make sure

DHS: may i nominate myself then? I have a full profile on .....

DHS: it has my pics and stuff, i dont have it on gaydar for certain reasons

Me: you should be aware that it is 18-40


Me: your profile is specific about age range


DHS: im fully aware

DHS: ok i may sound a little naive

Me: don't worry


DHS: but if a guy i didn't find sexually attractive wanted to fuck me, do i have to get fucked by him in an orgie?

Me: no - it's the same as elsewhere. Body language is the best method


Me: or just say no


Me: but I ask that everyone is polite and friendly


DHS: ahh that i always am

DHS: although i wouldn't have a clue on what to do if someone got a bit pushy

Me: I don't think it's like that here really


DHS: cool

DHS: are there many guys who are between 18-25 who come?

Me: You can see the ages of the people who came last time on the profile


Me: but if that is all you are interested in, then I would say this is not the orgy for you


DHS: thats not all im interested, just trying to find out if people of my age group do come

DHS: in fact i overlooked that bit on your profile

DHS: besides ive been shagged by 35 y/o's so it not a problem :)