Orgy. Islington orgy

Those who know me a bit will know that I don't spend many weekends in London.

I am here this weekend though - due to the ridiculous rain around the country. A friend of mine drove from Reading to Birmingham on Friday - left at mid-day and arrived at 8.00pm!!

So, I have done touristy things in London - zoo, museum, gallery. And of course - clubbing in the evening.
The dilemma - I hook up with someone and have a bit of fun (including some willy fun - it was a club in Kings Cross!). Nice guy. Do I say to them, "Hey, I have a profile - islingtonorgy. Come along!"?

I have been tempted a couple of times in the past, but I have never told anyone that I run this orgy. It would just sound too tragic. "My profile name is orgy ... islingtonorgy."

It's never a good idea to say these things when you've had a couple of drinks. I've fallen into the texting trap after a night out. It seems like a good idea at the time, but end up mortified in the morning.

But, now it is morning - I wish I'd said something. If you're reading this, I'm the one you said had massive balls (I thought he said magic). Come along!! For the benefit of readers, I also have a massive cock :)

I walked back from Kings Cross to Islington. I think it was the cruisiest walk home I've ever had. 90% in my own head, I'm sure. But one guy asked me if I thought his friend was good looking. Another asked if I had a Rizla (no) and another asked if I had a mobile phone battery!!

40 years since the legalisation of homosexuality, and now it's everywhere. Hurrah.